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Dont Be Salty Socks

Browse our collection of 132 Dont Be Salty Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Call Me A Margarita Cuz I'm Salty AF Sock

Call Me A Margarita Cuz I'm Salty AF Sock

Mix me up with some tequila and "Call Me A Margarita Cuz I'm Salty AF" with this sassy margarita design! Perfect for taco Tuesday, drinking margaritas, cinco de mayo, fiestas, parties, being sassy and salty!

Salty Mermaid Sock

Salty Mermaid Sock

I'm a sassy, saltwater mermaid, sorry not sorry. Show off your mermaid magic with this funny, "Salty Mermaid" mermaid design! Perfect for mermaid lovers, being sassy, mermaid life and mermaid quotes.

Don't Be Salty - Kingdom Hearts Sock

Don't Be Salty - Kingdom Hearts Sock

Of all the flavors, you choose to be sweet yet salty like sea salt ice cream. This sassy design is perfect for fans of gaming and Kingdom Hearts!

Captain Hedgie's Salty Crew White Print Sock

Captain Hedgie's Salty Crew White Print Sock

Arghh, yee better not mess with captain hedgie and his crew of salty sea dogs! Show off your love for pirates, hedgehogs, otters, raccoons and rats with this cute, pirate crew sock design!

Cheesy Pretzel Pattern Sock

Cheesy Pretzel Pattern Sock

Soft pretzels with cheese are the ultimate underrated snack, and we're salty about it! Give this combo the attention it deserves with this foodie classic inspired design.

Olive You Forever Sock

Olive You Forever Sock

Olives in love!? Show how much you olive someone with this salty and sweet design.

Lemon Shark Sock

Lemon Shark Sock

I bet lemonade made from a lemonade had quite the bite.... Literally. They probably aren't very fun to hang out with due to being both Salty AND sour. Surely this design is bound to make you pucker!

Chocolate Dipped Pretzel Sock

Chocolate Dipped Pretzel Sock

Show your love for the sweet and salty with these cute chocolate dipped pretzel socks. These pastel socks feature an illustration of a pretzel dipped in pink chocolate with rainbow sprinkles.

So Knotty Pretzel Sock

So Knotty Pretzel Sock

Be careful who you hang around with (or in this case, eat) or else you'll end up being as 'knotty' as this pretzel here!

Merminding My Own Business Sock

Merminding My Own Business Sock

Get sassy n salty with this funny design perfect for the mermaid siren songing their own business out into the world.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Sock

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Sock

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Mess With The Snake, You Get The Stake Sock

Mess With The Snake, You Get The Stake Sock

Don't hiss me off bud, I'll bite ya good! If you ain't nothing to ef with this funny, sassy snake design is for you!

Don't Stop Me-ow Sock

Don't Stop Me-ow Sock

Freddie Purr-cury! This cute Freddie Mercury/Queen cat parody is perfect for any cat fans! (like Freddie was himself!

Twisted as F*** Pretzel Sock

Twisted as F*** Pretzel Sock

Become the edgy pretzel you feel in your soul with this drippy trippy pastel goth pretzel design that's TWISTED as F***.

Snaccaroni and Cheese Sock

Snaccaroni and Cheese Sock

Snaccaroni and Cheese! This cheesy creamy noodle is thicc and may be described as a snacc, but come on, it's a full on meal! Perfect for Mac and Cheese lovers who are salty with a bit of sass!

Fonduekakke Sock

Fonduekakke Sock

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor *cue ahegao face.* This fondue is ready to get cheesy, salty, and sticky... dip in me daddy!

I Am A Vibe Sock

I Am A Vibe Sock

Put your vibes out there with this confident design that proudly accepts the energy you exude. Live your best life and your truth with this retro funky design!

When the vibe is "None, nope, nevermind" and you dissociate on outta there this funny blank staring emoji is for you.

Don't Frog With Me Sock

Don't Frog With Me Sock

This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.

Don't Frog With My Vibes Sock

Don't Frog With My Vibes Sock

Don't Frog With My Vibe! This happy hippie froggy is all about good times and groovy vibes!

Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Sock

Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Sock

Please leave me alone. :) Thank you! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this sassy smiley face design.

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Sock

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Sock

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

I Don't Know What's Going On Football Parody Sock

I Don't Know What's Going On Football Parody Sock

I don't know what is going on. Try and try again to explain to me all the rules of the game of american football. I'll never understand. Show off your lack of understanding for the game of football with this sassy, funny design.

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Sock

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Sock

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

Small And Emo But Will Fight Sock

Small And Emo But Will Fight Sock

I might be small and emo, but don't test me! Show off your emo kid pride and be left alone with this, "Small And Emo But Will Fight" sassy design.

Cut Me Coward (Onion) Sock

Cut Me Coward (Onion) Sock

Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.

Our Flag Means Pride Sock

Our Flag Means Pride Sock

Our flag means pride! Breath in that queer salty sea air and show off your pirate pride with this lgbtqia, pirate inspired pride design.

Perfect Pickle Pattern Sock

Perfect Pickle Pattern Sock

Marvel at the perfect pickle with this pattern of pickles chilling in mason jars. Look at those beefy honkers. Magnificent. What absolute units. If you're a fan of homemade fermenting and canning, or a fan of the ubiquitous mason jar, or just like a good salty cucumber, this design is for you.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Sock

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Sock

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

ABXY R U Talking to Me? Sock

ABXY R U Talking to Me? Sock

ABXY R U Talking to Me? I'm gaming rn, plz, I wan't zero social interaction unless it's with an NPC. abxy r u talking to me?

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